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Dec 19 2021

Christmas Hours

Our lovely ladies are on Santa’s good list this year….. He has given them a couple of days off to…
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Dec 1 2021

The Jab!!!

Hey Boys………As of 17th December ,the directive from Queensland Health is that mandatory vaccination is required for any indoor venue…
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Oct 16 2021

Brothel Virgin!!!

Hey Boys….. Have you never been our guest and a little unsure on what to expect on your first visit…
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Sep 2 2021

Orgasm for Health

Hey Boys….did you know a 4 year study of 918 men between the ages of 45 and 59 have lowered…
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Aug 18 2021

Doubles!!!

Hey boys …..Have you ever fantasized what it would be like to enjoy a double encounter with two beautiful women…
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Jun 29 2021

Lockdown!!!!

HEY BOYS…. We are going to miss you whilst we all stay safe and isolate. We will be back 6pm…
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Jun 16 2021

Did you know???

Hey Boys….. Did you know Montecito is notoriously known for its unmatched range of amazing playmates. Showcasing the sexiest collection…
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Apr 7 2021

Happy Hump Day

Hey boys….. You deserve a bit of pleasure midway in what is perhaps a average week. Buy yourself a beer…
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Feb 12 2021

HAPPY HOUR!!!

Hey Boys…..Happy hour is back everyday between 4pm to 8 pm.Come and see us to take advantage of a 50%…
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Jan 4 2021

Sex for Good Health …..

Hey Boys….. An orgasm has many benefits for health and stress release..It can relax your body and release many hormones…
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Dec 31 2020

Happy New Year!!!

Hey boys…..2020 has bought it’s challenges for many…..don’t just remember the year by that…….finish the year like no other.Join us…
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Dec 17 2020

The Countdown Is On!

Hey Boys… There is only 9 Days till Christmas! Our girls here at Montecito know exactly what you want. Come…
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