Brothel Etiquette - Brisbane Brothels - Montecito
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ETIQUETTE

As the best brothel in Brisbane, Montecito believes in educating its clients in order for them to maximize their booking time and avoid disappointment. In order to maintain the highest possible standard of adult services in Brisbane we have designed a specific set of questions and answers to ensure you have the most information possible. This will allow you to make a worry-free booking with plenty of knowledge of Montecito and the sex industry.

It is presumed that you will respect the etiquette laid out below; failure to do so may result in you offending our lovely ladies and no one wants that. Please take the time to read over all the points before making a booking so that you know what to expect and what is expected of you, this way we can ensure the highest possible service standards and the best possible experience for you.

Help us to maintain our reputation as Brisbane's best brothel and our beautiful ladies will return the favour!

Montecito adheres to strict guidelines to ensure that all used linen and towels are cleaned and sanitised to an acceptable standard. Finally, we require that all of our service providers are fully trained in proper methods of safe sex.
It is an offence under the Prostitution Act 1999 to engage in sexual activity in a legal brothel without the use of a condom. Our girls will not engage in any form of natural service for any additional fee. Please not ask as it will offend your lovely lady.
Montecito does provide condoms. Our girls will not engage in any form of services without protection as it is an offence under the Prostitution Act 1999.
We have shower facilities in each room to ensure you are clean and smelling fresh for your lady.
Gifts and tokens of appreciation are always welcomed. Flowers, chocolates, perfume and jewellery are a nice way to say thankyou. If you see your lady regularly, you may even know a little more about her and be able to buy her a personal gift.
Our ladies love spending time with you but also have private lives, which the ladies may find it intrusive if you question them about this. They are happy to discuss with you a wide range of topics but do not be offended if they refuse to answer some of your questions. They enjoy indulging in the fantasy of the Montecito experience and creating for you a pleasurable haven, and enjoying living in two separate worlds. Please don’t ask our ladies why they are working, many are educated, sexual beings who enjoy what they do and have made a conscious lifestyle choice.
If you have seen a lady out in public she would appreciate your discretion. Please do not approach or attempt to talk to the ladies, unless they have approached you first. Often their family and friends are unaware of her profession and she would appreciate the same respect she pays to your privacy. Likewise, a lady will never approach you or attempt to talk to any of her gentleman clients when she is away from Montecito.
This shows a lack of respect of their privacy and personal time away from Montecito – although please remember you are welcome to come in and see them as often as you like.
Montecito allows clients to fulfil their wildest fantasies. Under Queensland law we are not permitted to disclose the details of our services provided by our ladies however you can view our ladies to learn more about our beautiful women.
Our brothel is 100% safe. We provide a relaxing waiting room for clients to select their beautiful companions which is safely protected by security. In regards to sexual activity, under the Prostitution Act 1999 it is illegal to perform sexual acts without the use of a condom.
Once you enter the premises you will be greeted by our lovely staff who will then introduce our available ladies. From there you can have a chat with our girls, get to know each other and ask any questions you may have
Here at Montecito we provide a range of services and prices. For a “Standard Service” our prices are:
  • $160 for 30mins
  • $200 for 45mins
  • $260 for 60mins
Yes. One of Montecito's biggest goals is to create a trust relationship between our establishment and our clients. You can be confident that all of the ladies photos on our website are in fact the girls themselves. We are all about full disclosure and we feel that establishments that post fake photos or inaccurate descriptions are misleading their clients.
Of course bookings are welcome via our website and by phone. They are recommended as the best way to ensure your favourite lady will be available at your convenience. That being said you are more than welcome to visit our establishment obligation free to view and meet the ladies.
Montecito boasts the most central location of all Brisbane brothels as it is conveniently within 5km of the CBD and Fortitude Valley and within 10km of the International and Domestic Airports. Our establishment is easily accessible by bus; the Bowen Hills train station or taxi. We also have a discreet, off street car park on site if you wish to drive.
Brothels are legal in certain parts of Australia. In Queensland and Victoria, brothel agencies must register or be licenced by the state government to conduct business. New South Wales have completely decriminalised sex work, meaning that there is no need for registration. Within the rest of Australia, sex work is criminalised for the most part.
At Montecito, we take great care to ensure our guests are looked after. Once you arrive at Montecito you will see that no expense has been spared on its premises, showcasing five pristine luxury suites, private waiting rooms and ample discrete on-site parking. Once you arrive and step inside, you will be greeted immediately by our friendly staff to make you feel comfortable. From there, our spectacular range of ladies will introduce themselves so you can become acquainted. After this, you can select your dream girl and sort out the details of your service.
At Montecito, we pride ourselves on our quality service and 5-Star luxury rooms. Enjoy your service in comfort with freshly washed sheets and the cosiest bedding.
A brothel is a house where people who are seeking companionship come to find physical interaction. Our brothel provides the largest selection of beautiful ladies which are all accurately portrayed on our site.
Our clients come to Montecito as it is one of Brisbane’s safest and best brothels with the largest selection of sexy, quality ladies to fulfil your fantasies. The Montecito experience is truly unlike any other available as we set the highest standards when it comes to our experience.
Brothels are completely moral, legal and safe. They provide a safe environment for both clients and our ladies who are often well-educated, sexual beings who genuinely enjoy what they do. For our clients, brothels are a safer choice as they ensure complete privacy and are much safer than alternatives such as prostitutes and hookers.
Our ladies are fully trained in proper methods of safe sex. Under Queensland law we are not permitted to disclose the exact details of our services however, our girls provide the highest possible service standards to ensure the best possible experience for you