Have a Merry Sexmas.... - Montecito
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Have a Merry Sexmas….

Christmas, or Sexmas as we like to call it at Montecito, is well and truly upon us. Whether it is the festive spirit or the waft of pheromones in the air….but there is a reason that this time of year is the friskiest!! So if you find yourself with an abundance of sexual energy…then we have the perfect place to come and expend it…in the most imaginative and raunchy ways imaginable!!

Funholiday sex facts (according to sex toy specialists at Adam & Eve):

  1. 34 percent of people have triple the number of orgasms at Christmas time
  2. Along with the rise in number of orgasms….30 percent of people surveyed by Adam & Eve reported indulging in sex three times as often during the Christmas period
  3. 25 percent of responders admitted to an increase in the purchasing and use of sex toys during the Christmas period…..”to help jungle bells ring”

So pop in and spend some time with one of our sexy in-house escorts this week and tick a few things off your naughty list….XXX

*** We will be closed between late Christmas Eve and 8 am on the 26th***