Montecito

Christmas Hours

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 05:25:58 +0000

Our lovely ladies are on Santa’s good list this year….. He has given them a couple of days off to rest up …………

We will be closed 25th,26th 27th December then ready to party with you all to bring in the New Year……………

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The Jab!!!

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 01:58:30 +0000

Hey Boys………As of 17th December ,the directive from Queensland Health is that mandatory vaccination is required for any indoor venue which includes brothels.Therefore all staff,service providers and clients will be required to provide their vaccination status before they can be admitted.Should there be any further developments we will update our information……..

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Brothel Virgin!!!

Sat, 16 Oct 2021 03:17:48 +0000

Hey Boys….. Have you never been our guest and a little unsure on what to expect on your first visit ? On arrival you will be greeted by one of our lovely managers who can personally answer any questions you may have. We have a large foyer room and also a private area if you wish a little more discretion. At the time of your arrival, all the available playmates will introduce themselves individually to you.They will explain to you the extra services they offer and will inquire as to what your expectations are during the visit. Enjoy the conversation and see who you connect with.There is no obligation to book but I think you will find our playmates too hard to resist………….

All our visitors are treated with total discretion .At Montecito’s we have a commitment to maintaining the highest sexual health standards.In doing so only safe sex activities are practiced on our premises.

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Orgasm for Health

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:09:12 +0000

Hey Boys….did you know a 4 year study of 918 men between the ages of 45 and 59 have lowered their mortality risk by as much as 50% by having high orgasmic frequency!!!!!

Certainly a pleasant way to keep fit!!

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Doubles!!!

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 06:21:57 +0000

Hey boys …..Have you ever fantasized what it would be like to enjoy a double encounter with two beautiful women at once? Many of our ladies enjoy nothing more then to include their girlfriends in a sexual dalliance with their client.If this is an experience that you have often thought about ,our ladies are more then happy to play out your fantasies and indulge your pleasures!!!!

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Lockdown!!!!

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 04:58:50 +0000

HEY BOYS…. We are going to miss you whilst we all stay safe and isolate. We will be back 6pm Friday and looking forward to catching up.

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Did you know???

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 06:49:12 +0000

Hey Boys….. Did you know Montecito is notoriously known for its unmatched range of amazing playmates. Showcasing the sexiest collection of Brisbane escorts of all nationalities, sizes and ages (18+). We provide a luxury 5-star premises and experience and proudly boast being the Brisbane brothel closest to the CBD, allowing central, easy access while still providing discreet on-site parking. It doesn’t get any better than this, join us and see for yourself xxx

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Happy Hump Day

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 02:26:20 +0000

Hey boys….. You deserve a bit of pleasure midway in what is perhaps a average week. Buy yourself a beer with the $10 savings on your booking every Wednesday throughout April. Let us help you get through till the weekend !!!

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Early Bird Special

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 02:08:01 +0000

Hey Boys…… If your looking for something to do at the beginning of the week,we are open 24/7. Enjoy $20 off your booking on Monday and Tuesday nights from 10pm to 6am all during March. It’s the perfect time to come and see us if you’ve been procastinating about whether to visit a brothel or if you just want to continue your weekend fun.The atmosphere is calm and relaxed , and so are the ladies (until they are behind closed doors)

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HAPPY HOUR!!!

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 05:57:09 +0000

Hey Boys…..Happy hour is back everyday between 4pm to 8 pm.Come and see us to take advantage of a 50% discount on your room hire until the end of February.If you are a first time visitor it’s a great discount for you to see how it all works or for our regular clients take the opportunity to visit a bit more during the month of February!!!

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